CREDIT: neil.com

… Neil Diamond wrote a song called “The Memphis Flyer.” And, well, let’s just say it’s no “Sweet Caroline.” In fact, it sucks. A sample lyric:

Take me home on the Memphis Flyer
Take me home to a point down south
Got to go just to keep from dying
Come on, baby,
You and me gonna play house

You can read all the lyrics and even hear the song here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.